I don’t think massages are my thing. It is probably partly my fault that I didn’t tell the doctor he was applying to much pressure BUT I wanted to be tough.
I got a Groupon for a 60 minute massage with a chiropractor for $18. Being the coupon junkie that I am, this deal was practically a no-brainer.
The problem.
It is a girls sunburn nightmare. The burn without a tan. My back feels like it is sunburned even though Brent promises there’s no visible marks.
After this experience, and watching the adjustment video playing in the lobby while I was waiting, I am convinced this chiropractor is a glorified sadist. Torture is his thing.
For future reference.
After all, a massage is supposed to feel good and relaxing. That said, I could have gotten THIS experience for free. Turn the lights off. Lay down (on my own bed). Play soothing music. Get that kid that lives above us to bang his hammers on my back instead of the floor.
But, instead I am stuck with a sunburn without a tan.
I got a Groupon for a 60 minute massage with a chiropractor for $18. Being the coupon junkie that I am, this deal was practically a no-brainer.
The problem.
It is a girls sunburn nightmare. The burn without a tan. My back feels like it is sunburned even though Brent promises there’s no visible marks.
After this experience, and watching the adjustment video playing in the lobby while I was waiting, I am convinced this chiropractor is a glorified sadist. Torture is his thing.
For future reference.
After all, a massage is supposed to feel good and relaxing. That said, I could have gotten THIS experience for free. Turn the lights off. Lay down (on my own bed). Play soothing music. Get that kid that lives above us to bang his hammers on my back instead of the floor.
But, instead I am stuck with a sunburn without a tan.
You are such a hilarious writer. Seriously. I always love reading how you word things :) Sorry about the "massage"...now I can't picture him without red eyes...weird.
ReplyDeleteSo funny. Where did you get that pic? Too funny!
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